My dog ate my jeans :(

R @OMGFacts: A California couple got married over Skype! Details --> http://ow.ly/4msBf

So I finally get the paperwork for my drug test, go there and now it's a 45 min wait.... I gotta go. :s

R @WilliamShatner: You may want to tune into the Tonight Show tonight for a surprise. My best, Bill

R @OMGFacts: Before becoming a beloved children's author, Shel Silverstein WORKED for Playboy! Details --> http://ow.ly/4mqUf

Sudden swelling in feet, ankles or legs is known as edema, your 1st warning sign of heart, kidney or liver disease!

Just accepted a job offer from Avon for District Sales Manager I start 4/11/11 * doing the happy dance*

Phone needs to ring

I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on to other things. --Walt Disney

R @wdwfacts: If Walt Disney World was to build a 5th theme park what would you like it to be themed like? Retro Disney

feelings. --Walt Disney

Or heritage and ideals, our code and standards - the things we live by and teach our children - are preserved or diminished by how freely we exchange ideas and

Awesome time with awesome people

On my way to gardens e r. My mother fell

R @RVT01: Vintage JUDAS PRIEST Rock Pinback... http://fb.me/XzIktj39

R @GMA: American girl missing in Japan reunites with her family for the first time since the jpquake & tsunami

Just got THE BEST phone call ever!!!

Grrrrrrrrr... Dang* bloody auto spell

Rang I am hungry. Waiting for dinner to cook......

If you don't have easy access to sidewalks and parks, you may exercise less & raise your risk of heart attack or stroke by 20%!

Ok... this worked last time.... Come on phone.... RING

R @BufferflyBrie: WOW. My former tap instructor is now in Rome studying to be a priest. Amazing news - God bless him! How Awwsomw

R @WaltDisneyWorld: Which Disney character would you most want to be stranded on an island with? Maleficent

Freezing weather making conditions worse for rescuers, survivors in Japan quake zone. http://ping.fm/wRnAv

R @GMA: On japan: Flooding a nuclear reactor with seawater, "this is not in the textbook... unprecedented since Chernobyl" says @MichioKaku

R @wdwfacts: Good Morning! Make it a Magical Day!!! SingingAvonLady.com

Hoping to spring forward into a new job

1 in 5 teens have some form of heating loss. Turn down the tunes.

Smoking increases SIDS two to five times

Check the expiration date on gift cards & make sure you use them before they expire or before stores begin charging inactivity fees.

Visit Chick-fil-A on PB Lakes or Okee Blvd today (3/11) and get a FREE orig or spicy with any purchase from 11am-8pm TGIF!!

Happy Friday y'all

Not sure the invisible fence was good. The dogs are refusing to go out

R @WaltDisneyWorld: Photos: New Breakfast Buffet at The Wave.of American Flavors http://bit.ly/dJLphI

R @wdwfacts: How much is the average you spend on a dinner at Walt Disney World? For sit down... about $30

Reports of a tornado seen from 1400 Centerpark Dr. WPB, FLORIDA

Interview went well yesyerday... I think.... fingers crossed

R @RVT01: ANTIQUE PRIMITIVE 6 HOLE SUGAR MOLD http://ping.fm/20fcX

Gas price spike = 600,000 fewer jobs. Oh my | http://ti.me/ey4aBv

Come on phone... Ring.

Out of work for a while? Use your cover letter to explain why. Its better than leaving people wondering if you lack skills.

I am freaking exhausted

Tornado Watch issued for portions of AR, OK and North Central and NE Texas until 8pm CST

Tornado Watch just issued for portions of Central and Southern LA and Southern MS until 8pm CST

Close the lid on the toilet before flushing to avoid microscopic waste matter spraying into the air and landing on the floor.

I wonder if winning really is a win when you lose fans and hurt your kids @charliesheen

R @srsounds: Tune in to E-Ticket Time, today at 1:00pm(et) to get your virtual Disney World fix. WDW ride-throughs all hour http://SRsounds.com

134 ways to save money - even 17 uses for stale bread! | http://ti.me/gsBfo1 SingingAvonLady.com

Bill Maher: @CharlieSheen is like Sarah Palin on Cocaine (VIDEO) http://aol.it/gtc3n7 SingingAvonLady.com

R @BritishMonarchy: On 8 Mar: Changing the Guard at Windsor Castle http://ping.fm/PB7ZG

The confession of evil works is the first beginning of good works. ~ Saint Augustine SingingAvonLady.com

At least one tornado touches down in Acadia Parish, Louisiana; 9 injuries reported - KATC http://bit.ly/fF4Nks

When you want to make a big purchase, wait @ least 1 WEEK before you buy it. Chances are you wont want the item any longer.

Smokers are less productive, take more sick days than non-smokers & lose at least 1/2 an hr. each workday by taking smoke breaks.

Focus on the good to get you through the tough. -Scott Hamilton on @todayshow SingingAvonLady.com

Sheen twin boys removed from his home overnight

Sheen looks worse and worse every time he is on @todayshow